Score: 6

"Good, mindless fun."

submission: Super Mario Rampage!

date: March 19, 2003

Great for a session of good wholesome edutainment. The whole concept is pretty funny on its own, and the music sets the mood quite nicely. If you make another release, it'd be nice if you could include a button for turning off the music-- I tried setting it to Slipknot, but occasionally I'd get the two tracks clashing against each other. It doesn't drown out the shotgun noises so that's fine.

A boss would be helpful as well, maybe a couple of levels, but that might just kill the whole atmosphere.

Score: 5

"Hehehehe...."

submission: Save Left Eye Win Screen

date: December 18, 2002

Yus, that was quite funny...... probably would've felt funnier if I'd actually beaten the game, but whatever.

Score: 1

"Like cheetos."

submission: Eskimo Sonic

date: December 11, 2002

Dangerously cheesy.

My god, improve the acting, and don't rely on 'But-he's-supposed-to-say-Bo b-Hurhurhur!' humour so much.

Score: 7

"Greatest stick series ever..."

submission: Mystic Island 3

date: September 18, 2002

This has got to be one of my favorite stick series ever. The only thing that comes close plotwise (it's got a great plot compared to everything else) is Joe Zombie, which DOES surpass, but then it's not meant entirely as humor. The humor, while we're on the topic, is classic... Oh yeah, and Memento fucking rules. You get big points just for being the first Memento parody I've seen yet. And for using the Monkey Island music in episode 4.

Score: 3

"What the f..."

submission: Vladmir Putin Attacks

date: September 18, 2002

It was somewhat funny for the first minute or so, but it didn't deserve to be on the front page, and it took way too long for anything to happen...

"Pure comic gold."
I notice it's becoming increasingly easier to make Tom laugh... that or his sense of humor is just REALLY dry...

Score: 1

"Actually, that was pretty fucking bad."

submission: The Ultimate MK Parody

date: September 8, 2002

I didn't laugh once at the whole movie, actually.

If you ask me the whole thing seems like a rehash of shit that's already been in the game. I'll admit the kung fu at the beginning was very well done, but the way you shamelessly promote this is dumb. It's not a parody, more of a tribute. So rename it or you'll probably hear comments like this more than once.

There were no humorous new fatalities, or anything like that, just a silly feminist banter at the start, and the brutality segment was impossible, even with the codes. So screw you, if it weren't telling me I'd already voted on this thing I'd be telling it to go BLAM itself.

Score: 5

"All right"

submission: BEEBO SFA

date: September 7, 2002

It was entertaining, although it would be more fun if you fix the gunfight bug, the gun won't fire, it just aims. Nothing else. So the game pretty much becomes chicken if you actually want to move, otherwise you just stay behind the couch

Score: 6

"Very fun, funny game."

submission: Portal Fighter II

date: September 7, 2002

Could use more free movement and attacks, but besides that a fun, humorous game.

Character suggestions:

-Anyone from the series Idiots Anonymous. Their special could be the LargeAss monster truck or Marty's car.
-Samurai Asshole (from the game of the same name).
-Replace Pico with his new look.
-Eva or Blackie (from Miss.Dynamite).
-Agent Arrogancy (from Arrogancy).
-Osama bin Laden. (his ending could have a plane flying into him, like with Hitler and his gun. His 'known from' game could be 'The other 50% of all portal material.')
-African Detroit Cop (from the game of the same name).
-The Stick Slayer (from the series of the same name).
-One of the Bad Dudes (from Bad Dudes vs. Osama bin Laden)
-Yellow Alien (don't know his name)(from Alien Hominid).
-Hooch (from Pimp's Quest).
-The NG tank (from the logo).
-Steven Seagal (from the Steven Seagal series, but especially No. 3).
-Tom Fulp himself (perhaps the old Tom version from Newgrounds in the year 2030).

Score: 5

"Good, but not great."

submission: Newgrounds In: 2030 Ep.1

date: August 25, 2002

It was alright. I thought the robo-whore stuff was kinda gratuitous, but that's probably cuz I didn't find it all that funny. Nice quip at Pico 2...
I'd like to see how more of these turn out, so keep em coming.

Score: 7

"Great work."

submission: The Prison Bitch song

date: July 3, 2002

Heh. Hehehe... no, mustn't laugh. This is wrong.

Hehe... oh, screw it. (laughs openly)

I thought this was going to be a different Prison Bitch song, one that I heard on the radio, but it was still funny. (how's that go...? "Cuz you're my prison bitch, my prison bitch, my one and only prison bitch...") Like you were saying about the 14 year olds thing-- I turned 15 last month and I'm not ashamed to say this had me laughing pretty hard. I mean, damn, to laugh at something like this isn't making you gay, and to accept it as a part of society isn't, either... ah, hell, I might go into a political rant in a second, I'll shut up. Great work!

One thing, though-- you said you did the audio, right? How come your NG name (which sounds like a real name, otherwise I wouldn't be asking this) is different from the audio name? I know that sounds dumb-- would my name REALLY be dark_magus?-- but it sounds like a real name. So just asking.